Mr. Robinson: I wanna sing! I wanna dance! Mr. Robinson: I wanna touchtheskywithmyowntwohands! Mr. Robinson: IfIsingtotheworld, it'llsetmefree Mr. Robinson: AndletmebewhoI wanna be! Mr. Robinson: Dance, danceandsing! Mr. Robinson: I'm gonna giveitmyeverything!
[Mrs. Robinson leavestheseat unpleased asherhusbandhasn'tfailed] Darwin: What'shedoing? Anais: Idon'tknow, butit'sprettygood. Nowit'sourchanceto "assassinate" him! [unties thesandbags] Mr. Robinson: Thenfortuneandfamewillbeatmycommand, Mr. Robinson: AsIwishyouofftoa wonderland! [ThebagsfallbutMr. Robinson evades themunawareofitwithhisdance] Mr. Robinson: I'llhip-hopand jive withmyheartandmysoul! Anais: Did Gumball seeanyofthat? Mr. Robinson: Dothetwistandthebump, dotherockandtheroll, Mr. Robinson: I'lltango fandango, manero marengue, [Gumball looksfromsidetosidebackwardsthestage] Darwin: Maybe, he'llnoticethe trapdoor. Mr. Robinson: I'llflylikeabirdifyousetmefree! [The trapdoor opens, Mr. Robinson evades itbyjumpingoveraspartofthe choreography ofhisdance, Gumball looksoutofitforasecondandgoesdown, thenitcloses, Mr. Robinson's performancecontinues] Mr. Robinson: Likea skylark onthewing, a rosebud inthespring, Mr. Robinson: Likeagangsterandhis bling, likefishbaitfroma sling, Mr. Robinson: Likeapuppetwithnostring, likeanEnglish feudal king! Mr. Robinson: Likeallthosekindsofwonderfulwonderfulthings! Gumball: [appearsbetweenseats] Showyourself, assassin, andfightlikeaman! Anais: [witharemoteinherhands] Let'strythespecialeffects! Darwin: [pusheseverybuttonontheremote] Gumball: Undertheseats? [looksbeneaththeseats] [Thestageisfullofflares, colour clouds, etc, makingMr. Robinson's performanceevenbetter] Gary: [amazed] Whoa, whoisthisguy? Rocky: That'smydad! Rockon, dude! Mr. Robinson (singing): I wanna befree... [hisvoicegoeshigher, lightsshatter, thebuilding's glassshatters, the Robinsons' carwindowcracks, Mrs. Robinson issentinasmalldriving frenzy, whichendswithhercrashingintoa lightpole, breakingit, andhavinganairbaghitherface. OneofthestagelampsstartsfallingrightonMr. Robinson's head, Gumball seesthisandgoesinaslow-mo waytosavehim] Gumball: [inslowmotion] NO! [ThecamerachangesconstantlybetweenMr. Robinson, Gumball andthelamp] [Gumball fallstothestagebeforereachingMr. Robinson butthelampremainssuspendedbyitswireandstopsfalling] Gumball: Mr. Robinson! [thewireis unplugging slowly] Please, comewithmenow. It'snotsafehere! Mr. Robinson: [inanormaltone] No! Getaway! [continuessinging] [Thelampfinally unplugs but Gumball pushesMr. Robinson away, savinghim] Mr. Robinson: [realizeswhat'sjusthappened] Ohmy gosh! Youreallydidsavemylife... [angrily] BUTTHATDOESN'TEXCUSEYOUFORRUININGMYPERFORMANCES! [EveryoneapplaudsMr. Robinson] Darwin: Hurray! Anais: Awesome, Mr. Robinson! Rocky: Waytogo, dad! [cheershim] Bravo! Mr. Robinson: [pushes Gumball outofstage] Thankyou, everybody! Thankyou! Thankyousomuch! Idon'tdeserveallofthis. [thepubliccontinuescheeringhim] Thankyou! Thankyou! Iloveyou! Andyourlovemeanssomuchtome... Gumball: [thelightsinthebackgroundturnsintotheuniversescene] Thankyou, infiniteUniverseforsendingusourveryownstar: Mr. Robinson! [activatesa toggle unintentionally, shrugs] Mr. Robinson: Thankyou, everybody! [Theplatformwhere Darwin and Anais arestandingstartsgoingdown, finallycrushingMr. Robinson] Mr. Robinson: Iloveyou! YouputmewhereI'mtoday! Thankyousomuch... Darwin: Oh, no! Ithinkwe squished Mr. Robinson! Mr. Robinson: [triestosaysomething] Anais: Nah, he'sOk. Let'sgohome. [Anais and Darwin leavehappilyandtheepisodeends]